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venus and mars
2002-07-23 - 4:02 p.m.

If guys get turned on by girls sucking popsicles, then do girls get turned on by seeing guys trying to get the last bit of ice cream out of their cone without biting it?

Guys shouldn't bug girls with PMS. One good example: the tampon dispensers in girl's bathrooms. When's the last time you saw one of those in working condition? They're always broken. And not just broken, broken. Like you put in the coin and nothing comes out, broken. The metal is twisted, the top is ripped off, they'res dents all over it. Just picture it: a woman just got her period and she doesn't have anything, screaming and ripping the cover off the metal dispenser. Yeeesh. it's a good thing women don't feel so strongly about food and soda too, otherwise there would be no dispensers.

I love Moonstruck! It's such a wonderful movie. I especially love that song. I used to be able to play that song. God I miss my piano.Boy Nicholas Cage used to be one hot sexy mama. Is he still with Patricia Arquette?

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