Oh my GOD this is CRAZY.

Crazy crazy crazy crazy crazy. Never in my wildest dreams... ok maybe in my wildest dreams... but I mean, I didn't even dare fantasize about this, it was so far off, but damn damn damn I love it, no I hate it.. No.. AAAAGh.

So many men, so little time.

I went to Comedy Sportz today, fearful that it wouldn't be funny but I needn't have worried. It was just as good as it had been before and I laughed very hard. Our guys did great, Gabby did abnormally good, and james Lick was actually pretty funny. And Greg looked good. he got brown-bagged for saying "ass" and had to break dance with it on, and consequently fell off the stage. His shirt rode up and I got full back and boxers view. Nice.

Daniel looked good, too.....

AAAARG. Sothen Daniel IMs me earlier tonight going "I don't know if Greg told you this.. I feel bad because he's always saying that you're his.." blah blah blah in other words "i like you greg keeps bragging that i can't have you." And then GREG starts giving me all this shit about my info, and.. OHHH my. I should just put up the convos.

jaxmirkinrevenge: heya, you did real good today !

D Mr Grande: no i didnt

jaxmirkinrevenge: I thought Gabby did a lot better too

jaxmirkinrevenge: I thought you did...

D Mr Grande: not with those james lick fags who dont know how to do transitions

jaxmirkinrevenge: i thought they were pretty funny too...

D Mr Grande: they stayed on the stage the whole damn time

D Mr Grande: but thanks for coming!

jaxmirkinrevenge: sure it was really fun

D Mr Grande: hey

D Mr Grande: maybe greg told you something, but ill say it anyways

jaxmirkinrevenge: ..yeah?

D Mr Grande: Greg was saying that you were his stalker

D Mr Grande: and that

D Mr Grande: oops, admirerer

jaxmirkinrevenge: um

jaxmirkinrevenge: and

D Mr Grande: and i realize that you are mostly his admirerer

jaxmirkinrevenge: well he invited me!...

D Mr Grande: but he was making me feel bad

jaxmirkinrevenge: About what??

D Mr Grande: youre my admirerer too right, even if its alot less than gregs

jaxmirkinrevenge: Sure thing!

jaxmirkinrevenge: Not a whole lot less than Gregs

D Mr Grande: well you have classes and stuff with him, so i assume you spend a lot more time with him

jaxmirkinrevenge: yeah I guess

jaxmirkinrevenge: What are you feeling bad about?

jaxmirkinrevenge: I only spend math with him, that's not a whole lot more time. During math, we're always just..doing math

D Mr Grande: ok

D Mr Grande: but he said he had sole custody of you

jaxmirkinrevenge: Nobody has sole custody of me. I'm public. I'm for the people.

D Mr Grande: dont say that

D Mr Grande: thats slutty

jaxmirkinrevenge: i didn't mean it in a slutty way

jaxmirkinrevenge: I'm confused right now

D Mr Grande: why?

jaxmirkinrevenge: i don't know, I still don't know why you felt bad

D Mr Grande: oh, just that greg wasnt cool by saying that

jaxmirkinrevenge: oh...

D Mr Grande: his cockiness exposed its ugly face once again

jaxmirkinrevenge: Well, ignore him.. I won't talk smack, but you guys can have joint custody, ok?

D Mr Grande: hah, its all good

D Mr Grande: he can have you...i cant compete with greg

jaxmirkinrevenge: Hah! Competing?

D Mr Grande: eh

jaxmirkinrevenge: It's not like I'm fucking him or anything. Ignore the info.

D Mr Grande: thats what he was basing his "haha daniel, shes mine" talk on

jaxmirkinrevenge: heh, whuteva

jaxmirkinrevenge: Here

jaxmirkinrevenge: Check it again

D Mr Grande: no no no

D Mr Grande: heres whatr you do

D Mr Grande: change daniel to greg

jaxmirkinrevenge: it's just my stupid info

D Mr Grande: no do it

D Mr Grande: then at the end..

jaxmirkinrevenge: what

jaxmirkinrevenge: ?

Auto response from D Mr Grande: I am away from my computer right now.

D Mr Grande: sorry

jaxmirkinrevenge: that's ok

D Mr Grande: no no

D Mr Grande: put greg

jaxmirkinrevenge: why

jaxmirkinrevenge: what's up with you

D Mr Grande: then at the end put: if by greg i mean daniel

D Mr Grande: i want to get greg pissed

D Mr Grande: then you can take it off

jaxmirkinrevenge: How about what I have now?

jaxmirkinrevenge: I like what I have now.

D Mr Grande: k

jaxmirkinrevenge: All neutral and happy. Whee

D Mr Grande: what if its a her?

jaxmirkinrevenge: It's not a her

D Mr Grande: what if a her shows you the most afection

jaxmirkinrevenge: I thought about that

jaxmirkinrevenge: If the affection is in material form and great enough, I just might change it

D Mr Grande: tight

jaxmirkinrevenge: God

jaxmirkinrevenge: What exactly is happening, exactly?

jaxmirkinrevenge: Could you please explain?

D Mr Grande: with what?

jaxmirkinrevenge: He's trying to blackmail me into putting his name on

jaxmirkinrevenge: What's happening now with this and why are you both hell bent on me putting your names on my profile and why are you supposedly "trying to steal me" and WHAT?

D Mr Grande: we all love you foo

jaxmirkinrevenge: ....i must be going crazy.

jaxmirkinrevenge: Ummmm

jaxmirkinrevenge: I don't want to change it

jaxmirkinrevenge: But... but...

D Mr Grande: what is he offering you?

jaxmirkinrevenge: He's not offering me anything

jaxmirkinrevenge: He's trying to scare me into it

D Mr Grande: yea, hes mad at me now

jaxmirkinrevenge: fuck

jaxmirkinrevenge: I don't want anybody to be mad at anybody

D Mr Grande: just put him back on foo

jaxmirkinrevenge: I'm not doing it

D Mr Grande: we dont wanna hurt his ego

jaxmirkinrevenge: Just for the record, I ain't solely yours either

D Mr Grande: duh

jaxmirkinrevenge: do'nt get mad at eac other pleeeasssssse

D Mr Grande: i realize daniel,greg

D Mr Grande: *<

jaxmirkinrevenge: eh what?

D Mr Grande: daniel < greg

jaxmirkinrevenge: what the hell is this, self-depreciation night?

jaxmirkinrevenge: And in some other people's cases, self-inflation night

D Mr Grande: no, im just saying i know youre not mine

D Mr Grande: *my friend

D Mr Grande: only

jaxmirkinrevenge: what?

D Mr Grande: nothing, nm

jaxmirkinrevenge: ok

jaxmirkinrevenge: ok! New arrival bids a quarter! Any takers? Any takers?

D Mr Grande: hah

D Mr Grande: no, im cool

jaxmirkinrevenge: Aite

jaxmirkinrevenge: Hey! Talk to me!

D Mr Grande: sup

jaxmirkinrevenge: Um. Nothing new from 5 minutes ago really.

D Mr Grande: oh

and Greg

xxJustPlayxx: Hiya

jaxmirkinrevenge: heyyyy!

jaxmirkinrevenge: Thanks for having me today, it was a lot of fun

jaxmirkinrevenge: You guys were great

xxJustPlayxx: I want to fuck (your name here) madly. I want to make crazy, uninhibited love to him until I'm grabbing my headboard and screaming for release and until he is completely and utterly spent.

xxJustPlayxx: Im apalled

jaxmirkinrevenge: hah! I knew that's the first thing you'd check

xxJustPlayxx: Of course

xxJustPlayxx: Dont tell me Daniel got to you

xxJustPlayxx: Youre mine

jaxmirkinrevenge: ummmm

jaxmirkinrevenge: What are you guys doing? April 1st is still a week away

xxJustPlayxx: What?

xxJustPlayxx: Nothing

xxJustPlayxx: Daniels gay

jaxmirkinrevenge: is this the evil practical joke of the century or something?

xxJustPlayxx: dont listen to him

xxJustPlayxx: No, its just that Daniel is gay and you belong to me

jaxmirkinrevenge: ....

xxJustPlayxx: I'm taking bids! Whoever displays the greatest show of affection (or maybe a little bribe, you know, bling bling) Gets their name in the coveted Stephanie's profile spot! Oyeah!

xxJustPlayxx: It should be "gregs spot"

jaxmirkinrevenge: what did you do to deserve it?

xxJustPlayxx: It was always mine

jaxmirkinrevenge: this has got to be a joke

xxJustPlayxx: No no no

jaxmirkinrevenge: are you both at your house or something?

xxJustPlayxx: Daniel sucks

xxJustPlayxx: No

xxJustPlayxx: daniel sincerly sucks, and hes taking my Foo

xxJustPlayxx: And its not going to happen

jaxmirkinrevenge: this is silly

xxJustPlayxx: Just gimmie my spot back

jaxmirkinrevenge: you gotta work for it, bub

xxJustPlayxx: no

xxJustPlayxx: Dont call me bub

jaxmirkinrevenge: Kid

xxJustPlayxx: Dont call me kid

jaxmirkinrevenge: why what eh?

jaxmirkinrevenge: Is there a bet riding on this?

xxJustPlayxx: no

xxJustPlayxx: I just was very pleased to be openly lsuted after on your profile , thats all

jaxmirkinrevenge: soooo you went and bragged about it to everybody?

xxJustPlayxx: no

xxJustPlayxx: Fine. Ill just decode your message then

jaxmirkinrevenge: You don't have my message

xxJustPlayxx: Oh I dont?

jaxmirkinrevenge: Shit, what's up with you?

xxJustPlayxx: I said I closed the window

xxJustPlayxx: I didnt say I didnt copy it and save it

jaxmirkinrevenge: Fuck, you said you lost it

jaxmirkinrevenge: That's messed up

xxJustPlayxx: What

jaxmirkinrevenge: Don't

xxJustPlayxx: Sure

jaxmirkinrevenge: You're trying to blackmail me??

xxJustPlayxx: Letter three letters then letter

xxJustPlayxx: Not too difficult

jaxmirkinrevenge: And you think that's going to gain my affection or something?

xxJustPlayxx: Nah, jus get you worried

jaxmirkinrevenge: I'll really hate you if you do that

jaxmirkinrevenge: You'd better not

xxJustPlayxx: sure

jaxmirkinrevenge: god god god

jaxmirkinrevenge: this is the stupidest thing ever

xxJustPlayxx: ihgj kjghnjgjoytywhgh thghhjgjejgj chghotytdjgje

jaxmirkinrevenge: what the hell is that

jaxmirkinrevenge: you did it wrong

xxJustPlayxx: I did?

jaxmirkinrevenge: yes

xxJustPlayxx: I yeah

xxJustPlayxx: Oh yeah I did

jaxmirkinrevenge: You probably already decoded it

xxJustPlayxx: Ihgh kuytnytyortyw thgihehee cjhtofjydkkke

xxJustPlayxx: Is that right?

jaxmirkinrevenge: Well, consider it completely NULL

jaxmirkinrevenge: If you have, it just goes to show you don't deserve it at all

jaxmirkinrevenge: Not that you would but it's still fucking gay

xxJustPlayxx: I didnt decode it

jaxmirkinrevenge: You like to lie.

xxJustPlayxx: No I dont

jaxmirkinrevenge: you did

jaxmirkinrevenge: twice

xxJustPlayxx: I liked to steal

xxJustPlayxx: not lie

xxJustPlayxx: lying isnt my main sin

jaxmirkinrevenge: no, it's being a jealous bum

jaxmirkinrevenge: Stop it

xxJustPlayxx: waht?

jaxmirkinrevenge: this whole thingee!

xxJustPlayxx: no no no I jus want to establish that youre mine is all.

jaxmirkinrevenge: Fine, fine, I'm yours ok? Just quit harassing everybody

jaxmirkinrevenge: And quit pissing off daniel

xxJustPlayxx: I want harassing anyone

jaxmirkinrevenge: You were threatening me

xxJustPlayxx: Yeah, true.

jaxmirkinrevenge: i consider that a form of harassment

xxJustPlayxx: Yeah ok

jaxmirkinrevenge: ok...

jaxmirkinrevenge: i feel really bad

xxJustPlayxx: Why? waht did you eat?

jaxmirkinrevenge: nothing

xxJustPlayxx: Then thats why

jaxmirkinrevenge: Well that's part of it

xxJustPlayxx: eat something girl

jaxmirkinrevenge: no there's nothing to eat

xxJustPlayxx: I just ate 2 cheesburgers from Wendy's. The 4th time in my life Ive ever had Wendy's

jaxmirkinrevenge: I had Wendy's once

jaxmirkinrevenge: I had chicken nuggest

jaxmirkinrevenge: they were good

jaxmirkinrevenge: But I mean I feel bad about this whole situation

jaxmirkinrevenge: never midn

xxJustPlayxx: Umm k

xxJustPlayxx: I dont really see a stituation

jaxmirkinrevenge: Me neither

jaxmirkinrevenge: Well

jaxmirkinrevenge: I do

jaxmirkinrevenge: but

jaxmirkinrevenge: Forget it

xxJustPlayxx: K

xxJustPlayxx: I hella want cherry 7-up

jaxmirkinrevenge: Dear god

jaxmirkinrevenge: I have to get rid of this info completely

jaxmirkinrevenge: Sorry

jaxmirkinrevenge: Some other guy just started saying he'd like to place a bid.

jaxmirkinrevenge: I have no soda

And to top it all off:

axmirkinrevenge: Ok grand

broos18: any bids on the name thing in your info?

jaxmirkinrevenge: Why, would you like to place one?

broos18: yes

jaxmirkinrevenge: ummmm

jaxmirkinrevenge: ok?

broos18: Is this the part where I'm supposed to say my bid?

jaxmirkinrevenge: I guess

broos18: I'll start at a quarter

broos18: And my bid will go up as the days go by

jaxmirkinrevenge: awww come on

jaxmirkinrevenge: a quarter? honestly now

broos18: what's your bid then

jaxmirkinrevenge: never mind

broos18: no

broos18: what was your bid

jaxmirkinrevenge: Actually, forget the whole thing

broos18: DAMN

jaxmirkinrevenge: It's really creating a bad sitation

broos18: DAMN

jaxmirkinrevenge: uh sorry?

jaxmirkinrevenge: You get your quater back

broos18: It's just a quarter

jaxmirkinrevenge: Soorry

broos18: never mind the situation

jaxmirkinrevenge: hmmmm

jaxmirkinrevenge: Put your name in my info then

jaxmirkinrevenge: Sorry

jaxmirkinrevenge: I meant put my name in your info

broos18: what

broos18: why am I putting your name in my info?

jaxmirkinrevenge: because?

jaxmirkinrevenge: I am awesome?

broos18: come up with what you want me to say

broos18: and I'll put it int

jaxmirkinrevenge: I can't do that

jaxmirkinrevenge: You'll have to come up with something tasty yourself

broos18: Do you wear thongs?

broos18: serious question

jaxmirkinrevenge: Only when it's absolutely nesseccary

broos18: okay

jaxmirkinrevenge: They feel like shit

broos18: No

broos18: that's too stupid of a thing to say

broos18: I wanted to say like

broos18: Stephanie is too sexy for her own panties or something

broos18: but that doesn't even make sense

jaxmirkinrevenge: nah, it doesn't

jaxmirkinrevenge: You'll have to get more explicit than that

broos18: argh

broos18: I'm not real good at this

broos18: Let's see

broos18: Everything explicit I think of comes off as too weird

jaxmirkinrevenge: Iono

jaxmirkinrevenge: work harder at it

jaxmirkinrevenge: think of that porn with the two lesbians and the double dildo

jaxmirkinrevenge: it'll be great

broos18: those scenes are so hot

jaxmirkinrevenge: HAH

broos18: Stephanie is so sexy i wish she were in a scene with a lesbian and a double dildo?

jaxmirkinrevenge: that's not bad

jaxmirkinrevenge: you could go nastier

jaxmirkinrevenge: BUt it's not bad

broos18: I could say " stephanie is so sexy I wish she would do this to me"

broos18: but that might get too weird

jaxmirkinrevenge: Aaah, go ahead

jaxmirkinrevenge: You know it'snot like I'll get funky about it

jaxmirkinrevenge: I'm the sex master.

broos18: dominatrix, eh?

jaxmirkinrevenge: no, I meant just nod touchy about that kind of thing

broos18: yeah, I know

jaxmirkinrevenge: So? Go ahead

jaxmirkinrevenge: And hurry up with it already

broos18: I'm writing an essay

jaxmirkinrevenge: eh?

That's some crazy ass night.