Hey Greg I cut my hair! It looks much better now and we can screw around without me having to fix it all the time. It's not lesbian. I knew you were away because Daniel called for me and your brother told him. I hope you had a happy 4th of July. I actually haven't celebrated it in a couple years. We never get invited to any barbeques because we were always the ones that held them. Anyway, I missed the freworks and I hope you got an awesome display and ate a lot of red meat and acted super white and all. And I hope you're having fun at the (snicker) country club. HAH! I'm on my other non-gay cousin's computer. He's sitting next to me playing with his Magic cards and blasting J-pop. Asians weren't meant to sing. I wish I was watching you play counterstrike right about now. You'd have fun with him actually. He has about a million issues of PC Gamer and..yeah. You're both geeks. Did I mention I have a geek fetish too? Only a week before you're off again? My god, that sucks ass. At least you'll come back rugged and horny but...damn. How frustrating. I took some pictures of me and weird fruit. I wish I could send them to you but I don't know how. I'm afraid to write anything interesting because I don't know how much privacy you get but let's just say my dreams are getting slightly more livid. I miss you so much. Still not as exciting as you'd think, but a big deal for me. We'll give it another couple days and who knows, by the time you come back from camp I could be as bad as you. I really really want to see you clean shaven and well groomed in your Docker's slacks and baby-blue Ralph Lauren polo and neat little canary yellow sweater round your shoulders. Hahahahahaaaaa.... brunch! Mmmm, DSL and not having to worry about my emails being erased is so refreshing. Oh! You are going to LOVE your present. I guarantee it. I can't get you out of my head. Only 5 more days to go. I'm so glad that you'll be the first thing I see when I get out of that damn terminal and into America. I'm sick of saying I Miss You over and over and wish there was another way to put it but I do. Hope you write back soon. Love, Stephanie Yippee, it's another email from me! Wow, I'm finally here and it's just as cool as I imagined. We're living in the Singapore embassy and it's just gorgeous. and we can park anywhere; I think we have diplomatic immunity. We even have a chauffeur. The crepes are delicious. It looks just like it does in animes and the clothes are sooooo cool. Girls dress even crazier, though. They get up in maid's costumes and witche's outfits and wear about 6 petticoats and stuff. The possibilities are endless. I'm getting ideas. I'm not getting hit on by any japanese guys because the girls here are really, really hot. So I can't prove my loyalty like you. Luckily. But there is someone who is such a cutie and he's always snuggling up to me. His name's Shakespeare and he's a collie who likes to follow me around... he's the sweetest thing in the world. it is approximately 12:50pm in the US and I hope everyone goes to bed and you sign on soon. But you're driving home tomorrow, so I guess you'll need to rest up for that. The food here is gross because there's no such thing as cooked sushi. Hanging out with only old people kind of sucks because all of them fall asleep by 5 so I'm left alone and bored until whenever. And all I have to talk to online is lez Anna! Argh! Save me! My aunt is begging me to stay a week or so more, after my dad leaves. There's so much to see and so much to do and...everything is so very expensive. It is pretty tempting...but you are even more so, so I'll just come straight home. My uncle and aunt are convincing me to go to college in NY if I can get in, which will require genius SAT scores.Looks like it's either that or LA. Only 3 more days! My other aunt said you looked Jewish before I said anything. I covet, crave, am crazy for, fancy, hanker after, hunger for, itch for, long for, lust after, am mad for, am partial to, pine over, spoil for, take to, thirst for, am wild for, wish for, and yearn for you. love, steph Foo Manchu Too: hey!

XxJustPlayxX: Steph!

XxJustPlayxX: Hey!

Foo Manchu Too: wheeee I'm happy

Foo Manchu Too: too late I bought it already

XxJustPlayxX: ahhaha You have no idea how late I stay up checking every 10 minnutes for you on AIM

Foo Manchu Too: how sweet

Foo Manchu Too: I was praying you'd be on

Foo Manchu Too: agggghhh I have to travel 11 hours today... what a fucking pain in the ass

XxJustPlayxX: Im coming home tommorow

Foo Manchu Too: yay!

XxJustPlayxX: At least you dont have to drive...

XxJustPlayxX: So where you going tommorow?

Foo Manchu Too: Um... first we're driving 3 hours to the airport... in like half an hour... and then we're going to fly to japan

XxJustPlayxX: Oh yeah, forgot about that

Foo Manchu Too: but yeah. Bought grapes of wrath. Thought you knew. I love it! it's so funny

XxJustPlayxX: yeah its cool

XxJustPlayxX: Santa Barbara is cool

Foo Manchu Too: having fun at the club?

XxJustPlayxX: I only went to the club 3 times

XxJustPlayxX: Most of my time is at the beach

Foo Manchu Too: with pretty rich white girls I see

Foo Manchu Too: hmm

XxJustPlayxX: the pretty white girl wasnt at the beach

XxJustPlayxX: She was at the parade

Foo Manchu Too: whatever

XxJustPlayxX: The sluts were at the beach

Foo Manchu Too: Mmm

Foo Manchu Too: I'm in the middle of it now

XxJustPlayxX: So Grandmas dead

XxJustPlayxX: Thats my second favorite scene

XxJustPlayxX: it was a test question too

Foo Manchu Too: not the book

Foo Manchu Too: your email

XxJustPlayxX: ooh

Foo Manchu Too: damn you spoilt it

XxJustPlayxX: Um..sorry if I gave it away then haha

XxJustPlayxX: thats a great scene tho.

Foo Manchu Too: great

Foo Manchu Too: you sent it to me twice

XxJustPlayxX: I know, one of them was an accidnet

XxJustPlayxX: Im on a gay computer

Foo Manchu Too: ah ok

Foo Manchu Too: It sucks that you're so freakin hot. I'm becoming paranoid

XxJustPlayxX: haha

XxJustPlayxX: Dont worry

XxJustPlayxX: Im a Boy Scot

Foo Manchu Too: you have morals. Of course

XxJustPlayxX: Loyalty is imperative

Foo Manchu Too: how gallant of you

XxJustPlayxX: Do you like your lymeric?

Foo Manchu Too: yes it's fantastic

XxJustPlayxX: I miss you a lot.....hn...waht can I do......Ill put my nipple to the keyboard

XxJustPlayxX: ehlei

Foo Manchu Too: Mmmm

XxJustPlayxX: ^ That was my nipple

Foo Manchu Too: what are you wearing?

XxJustPlayxX: Dressed kind of nice

Foo Manchu Too: at this hour?

XxJustPlayxX: yeah I dont bring bad clothes to Santa Barbara

XxJustPlayxX: I had to hike in my swimsuit and an undershirt

Foo Manchu Too: yum yum

XxJustPlayxX: I have on my black softball tea, leather belt, grey pants and orange plaid like boxers...I think youve wron them before

XxJustPlayxX: And no stuble at all

Foo Manchu Too: orange? I don't remember orange

Foo Manchu Too: oh you're killing me

XxJustPlayxX: Its oragneish. youd know them if you saw them

XxJustPlayxX: heh how so?

Foo Manchu Too: Umm.... how to put it without those cliche three words?

Foo Manchu Too: I am weak with desire

XxJustPlayxX: haha

XxJustPlayxX: having fun though?

Foo Manchu Too: nah

XxJustPlayxX: on your trip I meant

Foo Manchu Too: nah

XxJustPlayxX: really? thats too bad. Im sure japan will be cool

Foo Manchu Too: maybe

Foo Manchu Too: yours sounds a lot more fun

XxJustPlayxX: Well, I make the most of it

XxJustPlayxX: If yu dont play your cards right, this could always be a reeeeealy boring trip

XxJustPlayxX: haha my Brother in law (to be) is such a kiss ass

XxJustPlayxX: Its great

Foo Manchu Too: That's cool then

XxJustPlayxX: The guy will do anything to get me to approve of him

XxJustPlayxX: hes very...Santa Cruz

Foo Manchu Too: and do you?

Foo Manchu Too: Yeah i guess

XxJustPlayxX: Eh, I like o fuck with him. I think hes kind of a bum

Foo Manchu Too: How come your brother's still at home?

XxJustPlayxX: But anyone fucking my sister is gross

Foo Manchu Too: haha

XxJustPlayxX: He had to work

Foo Manchu Too: oh

XxJustPlayxX: He actaully has a party going on right now

Foo Manchu Too: neat

XxJustPlayxX: Hmm....I dont want to just talk abou me...Ill tell you jokes and waht not

Foo Manchu Too: The government pays people to go around shooting stray dogs and crows in the parks and neighborhoods. It's freaky.

Foo Manchu Too: um.... ok

XxJustPlayxX: wow

XxJustPlayxX: gimmie a noun

Foo Manchu Too: gun

XxJustPlayxX: Hey Steph, I want you to be my gun so I can cock you anytime I want

Foo Manchu Too: haha

XxJustPlayxX: It was more taseful then my first draft

Foo Manchu Too: which was?

XxJustPlayxX: haha I forget

XxJustPlayxX: It was diiiirty

XxJustPlayxX: something to do with blow your head off or something

Foo Manchu Too: i like

XxJustPlayxX: Anyway, hows your health?

Foo Manchu Too: good

XxJustPlayxX: whats the current bite count?

Foo Manchu Too: 4

Foo Manchu Too: 5

XxJustPlayxX: not bad

XxJustPlayxX: thtats ok

Foo Manchu Too: swelling's going down

XxJustPlayxX: good god

XxJustPlayxX: *good good

Foo Manchu Too: hahaha

XxJustPlayxX: Hey, do people get raped a lot in Japan?

XxJustPlayxX: or are they just weird?

Foo Manchu Too: Some chick just got gangraped by 20 guys here

XxJustPlayxX: wow

Foo Manchu Too: I dunno about Japan. They have the highest suicide rate of people jumping off buildings

XxJustPlayxX: thats like porno ba

Foo Manchu Too: yea

XxJustPlayxX: Well, dont let anyone fall on you then

Foo Manchu Too: she wasn't even that hot

Foo Manchu Too: Ok, I'll stay indoors

XxJustPlayxX: k

XxJustPlayxX: And dont get a seisure

Foo Manchu Too: all right

XxJustPlayxX: Will you still get email there?

Foo Manchu Too: Yeah

XxJustPlayxX: good good

Foo Manchu Too: My aunt there's super duper rich so chances are she'll have a fast connection too

Foo Manchu Too: so I can get aim easy

XxJustPlayxX: cool

XxJustPlayxX: I always ask jeeves what time it is there

XxJustPlayxX: Jeeves is a punk

Foo Manchu Too: he doesn't get it right?

XxJustPlayxX: He does

XxJustPlayxX: But he didnt get "Do black people like OJ Simpson?"

Foo Manchu Too: eheh

Foo Manchu Too: It's easy to figure it out, just add 3 hours and change the AM to PM

XxJustPlayxX: But I did read an interesting article titled "Why Black People think OJ Simpson is innocent"

Foo Manchu Too: or vice versa

Foo Manchu Too: fascinating. Why

XxJustPlayxX: Its pretty good. If you do another magazine , you should put it in there

Foo Manchu Too: fuck that

XxJustPlayxX: Youd have to read the article

Foo Manchu Too: ok

XxJustPlayxX: Why? Its a good article

Foo Manchu Too: fuck making a magazine

XxJustPlayxX: oh ok

XxJustPlayxX: yeah, Crowther alreadyhates you enough

Foo Manchu Too: don't remind me

XxJustPlayxX: 2 hours of a man who hats you every day

Foo Manchu Too: I'll sign off. I swear

XxJustPlayxX: thats pretty gay

XxJustPlayxX: No noo

Foo Manchu Too: 10

Foo Manchu Too: 9

Foo Manchu Too: 8

Foo Manchu Too: 7

Foo Manchu Too: (make up for it fast

Foo Manchu Too: 6

XxJustPlayxX: Didnt you say you have to go soon?

Foo Manchu Too: eventually

Foo Manchu Too: 5

Foo Manchu Too: 4

XxJustPlayxX: What?

Foo Manchu Too: Dammit

Foo Manchu Too: forget it

XxJustPlayxX: haha

Foo Manchu Too: that's gay

XxJustPlayxX: yeah

Foo Manchu Too: he has Frozen Throne

Foo Manchu Too: and Star Trek Elite Force II

Foo Manchu Too: star trek sucks

XxJustPlayxX: Wow...those are shitty games

XxJustPlayxX: I thought Next Generation was kindacool

XxJustPlayxX: but I was pretty little

Foo Manchu Too: And I was just about to say that you weren't such a dork after all

Foo Manchu Too: but never mind

XxJustPlayxX: nah, ive only seen like 3 episodes

Foo Manchu Too: it used to scare me when i was a kid, but then again, everything did

XxJustPlayxX: I usally get pissed off at it for taking the Simpsons spot so yeah, fuck Star Trek

Foo Manchu Too: good

XxJustPlayxX: Im not a dork

XxJustPlayxX: Im a coolmaster

Foo Manchu Too: that statement was dorky

Foo Manchu Too: I think dorks are hot

XxJustPlayxX: Ugh

XxJustPlayxX: im sad now...

Foo Manchu Too: awww

XxJustPlayxX: you dont think Im hot

Foo Manchu Too: I think you're a dork

XxJustPlayxX: Because Im not a dork, so you cant be referring to me

Foo Manchu Too: I think really cool studs are hot

XxJustPlayxX: better

XxJustPlayxX: It would have been better if you had said "I think coolmasters are hot"

Foo Manchu Too: then I'd be a dork

XxJustPlayxX: no, youd be sating fact

XxJustPlayxX: *stating

XxJustPlayxX: I dont think Im going to vote for Bush

XxJustPlayxX: Not sure yet

Foo Manchu Too: huh?

Foo Manchu Too: in the next election?

XxJustPlayxX: I get to vote , yeah

Foo Manchu Too: why?

Foo Manchu Too: i thought you looooved bush

XxJustPlayxX: I do

XxJustPlayxX: But his last statement was a bit hars, kind of turned me off to him a little

XxJustPlayxX: As of now though, hes still my number one pick

Foo Manchu Too: ok

XxJustPlayxX: I think Ill register Republican

Foo Manchu Too: have fun exercsing your rights as an american citizen

XxJustPlayxX: Yeap yeap

XxJustPlayxX: And Ill go to the rifle range and fire the rifles I own

XxJustPlayxX: Becasue I can bear arms

Foo Manchu Too: whoopee

XxJustPlayxX: And I can have butt sex in Texas

Foo Manchu Too: I'll just drive my car around

Foo Manchu Too: but still not oral sex in San Francisco

XxJustPlayxX: Were you here for that?

Foo Manchu Too: yeah

XxJustPlayxX: Were you the one who hates Startego?

Foo Manchu Too: I don't hate it

Foo Manchu Too: I just hate playing it

XxJustPlayxX: Oh

XxJustPlayxX: Its cool tho

XxJustPlayxX: Its a war board game thats not chess

XxJustPlayxX: And people die

XxJustPlayxX: So its cool

Foo Manchu Too: ok

Foo Manchu Too: the taxi comes at 5:30

XxJustPlayxX: How long is that from now?

Foo Manchu Too: half an hour

XxJustPlayxX: aw

XxJustPlayxX: you all ready to go?

Foo Manchu Too: mostly'

Foo Manchu Too: my great aunt is begging me to go shower

XxJustPlayxX: Imma start working on your last words right now

Foo Manchu Too: they have one of them movable showerheads here ;-)

XxJustPlayxX: ooh

XxJustPlayxX: been utilizing that?

Foo Manchu Too: um... just a little

XxJustPlayxX: heh

XxJustPlayxX: sure

Foo Manchu Too: really!

Foo Manchu Too: I've only been here 2 days anyway

XxJustPlayxX: When you tell me about your masturbation I get mixed feeling of beeing really turned on, and being really jealous of whatever object you use

XxJustPlayxX: I jus want to break the shower head's legs

Foo Manchu Too: Heh

Foo Manchu Too: Don't be jealous of them, I'm much more jealous of slutty Santa Barbarians

XxJustPlayxX: Why?

Foo Manchu Too: cuz

XxJustPlayxX: i didnt do anyting with em

Foo Manchu Too: Stephanie reasoning

XxJustPlayxX: And they had the good kind of smokes too

XxJustPlayxX: heh

Foo Manchu Too: uh, ok, great

Foo Manchu Too: fuck showering. I want to be dirty and sticky.

Foo Manchu Too: I'll just get dirtier and stickier in that gross old taxi anyway

XxJustPlayxX: So we have like 5 more days still?

Foo Manchu Too: what day is it? Sunday?

XxJustPlayxX: yeah

Foo Manchu Too: 4

Foo Manchu Too: for me, anyway

XxJustPlayxX: yeah

XxJustPlayxX: Do you have the arrival info for me yet?

Foo Manchu Too: San Francisco, Thursday at noon I think

Foo Manchu Too: I'll get back to you on the specific time

XxJustPlayxX: well, let me know yeah

XxJustPlayxX: youll proably be exhausted

Foo Manchu Too: you'd better be there on time

XxJustPlayxX: Oh yeah, I know

XxJustPlayxX: Im not late for that kind of thing

Foo Manchu Too: Yeah, you don't mind if I fuck you Friday instead, do you?

XxJustPlayxX: ahha yeah ok

Foo Manchu Too: Bright and early. I got practice.

XxJustPlayxX: Oh

XxJustPlayxX: Whens that?

Foo Manchu Too: 3:30

XxJustPlayxX: k

XxJustPlayxX: Is Joo working that day?

Foo Manchu Too: are your parents?

XxJustPlayxX: yes

Foo Manchu Too: your place.

XxJustPlayxX: Maybe you can sleep at my place

XxJustPlayxX: If youre sneaky enough

Foo Manchu Too: which night are you talking about? Thursday night?

XxJustPlayxX: They usally dont check my room in the morning n e way

XxJustPlayxX: yeah

Foo Manchu Too: umm... maybe

XxJustPlayxX: hey, dont mkae out with me in front of joo, ok?

Foo Manchu Too: I'm gonna want to unpack and fnish some stuff first, though

Foo Manchu Too: okay. Hugging is good, right?

XxJustPlayxX: yeah

XxJustPlayxX: haha Ill have to disicpline myslef not to grad your ass in the process

Foo Manchu Too: Hey, Joo's dense enough

Foo Manchu Too: go for it

XxJustPlayxX: hahaha

Foo Manchu Too: Your last words are old

XxJustPlayxX: you going to give me any last words tonight?

Foo Manchu Too: You wanna redo em?

XxJustPlayxX: What?

Foo Manchu Too: Ummm, ok, let me think

XxJustPlayxX: i never did last words yet

Foo Manchu Too: oh, great

XxJustPlayxX: What , you thought I did?

Foo Manchu Too: I thought the masturbation thing

Foo Manchu Too: Please hurry

XxJustPlayxX: oh, no, that was just truth

Foo Manchu Too: so last words aren't?

Foo Manchu Too: now

XxJustPlayxX: But so is this though

XxJustPlayxX: Every hour at least I close my eyes and picutre you in your entirity. thinking of your soft skin, your lucious legs, your sexy back, your inviting chest, beautiful dark eyes, your gorgues face, your succulent neck, and of course your flawless ass. I miss you . Everything about you, not just your great looks, but I miss you all over in all kinds of ways. have fun in Japan. Be safe.

Foo Manchu Too: I miss scaring you late at night, sitting on your lap and watching you play CS, watching movies with you, microwaving food with you, and having your perfect cock between by legs

Foo Manchu Too: I'll see you later